Dear John....

Dear Blog - I laughed, I cried, you were better than "Cats."

I really really really want to keep writing, but when I show up here to do so, you're just not right for me anymore.  I see what you've gone through, and how you've suffered, and how you have supported me, but it's just not right for me anymore.  It's not you, it's me.  No, actually, it's you.

Don't get me wrong.  I'm proud of what we have been through.  You've been published, you have had a lot of good to say, and you changed my life - for the better.  You really did.  You listened and were there for me when no one else was.  You were my only outlet for my devastation and grief.
AND you also caused a SHITLOAD of drama. DRA-MA! You didn't just change my life, you threw a grenade on it and exploded it into millions of insane pieces.  Totes cray cray.

You gave me lots of good stories to tell my friends.  Book material, frankly.  But we have reached the end of our relationship.  I'll still send people here, don't worry.  (However I won't miss seeing the disgusting and creepy search terms that have brought some perverts to this site.)  But I hope that my real followers - my true friends - follow me to my new blog, my new life, and my new happiness.  I'll always have a special place in my heart for you.  I may even miss you, just a little. And truly, I can't thank you enough for what you've done for me.

Follow me, follow into the next chapter, and let's leave the bitterness behind (but the sarcasm is coming with me).

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