Mommies can't say bad words. Only curses like "Holy Cowsers" or "Oh my goodness gracious!"
Mommies must raise lovely well behaved children who get married and raise their own lovely children. If there is something 'wrong' with their children, there is most certainly something WRONG with them!
Mommies must accept the hands they've been dealt. They must quietly and resolutely accept their hand with grace and martyrdom. It is in bad taste to complain, young lady. Please keep your hands folded and stay at your desk.
Mommies deserve what they get. The universe is a kind and just place, and if you behave, pray, clean, wax, shine mop and glow you will get the perfect life that you deserve. And if you DO NOT, well, it's because you are a sinner, you have sinned, and you deserve it. Bad things DO NOT happen to good people, because if they did, well, that WOULD NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!! And it makes me uneasy and UNCOMFORTABLE TO BELIEVE ANYTHING DIFFERENT! LIFE IS FAIR GODDAMMIT!!!
SO SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND STOP COMPLAINING!! YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED!!
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